We kidnap and deliver 3 Thomas Braun to the Duchess so he can have an orgy do important research.
We make it onto cat island, we run into another Thomas Braun. Pixies help us past the drones. T-Rex / Waffle / Fuse the magical drone disabling dog our way through an ex-Zero-Zone’s defenses, accidentally free a dude who casts us all into some magical technological BS that D-Dog doesn’t quite understand.
D-Dog wakes up, Val shows up on the island, and together they absolutely and utterly destroy Abstergo’s search party and dance on their corpses hide their friends and the loot that they can find, recruit Thomas Braun and his consortium of cats and hell hounds / bhargests to harry the Abstergo party, and recruit the pixies to “do what you can to delay them.” Which, as it turns out, includes casting invisibility on microwire. Ain’t that a hoot.
Then, invisible themselves, D-Dog and Val hide in a corner to make sure their friends are ok and wait for Abstergo to leave. Which they do, sans a couple of limbs, with one corpse in tow. Duchess sends a helicopter to get them off the island.
Party leaves and gets money and some loot!
OOC: D-Dog warned everyone to get off the island and run / hide, including Thomas Braun and the Pixies. He refuses to tell anyone other than Val [who was there and helped, and probably Waffles who has hacked his cameras and microphone and knows what happened anyways] that he did this, or that he gave the villagers nuyen. He sticks to his story that he never saw Braun or the Pixies again after he asked them for their help and they parted ways. He has feelings now, and is learning to deal with them!